It is hard to imagine a dog more slutty and without shame than shamelessthedog, but I think this sly, slinking, shimmying dachshund, who goes by the misleading moniker SHORTY, might come close. Consider the evidence:









Shocking, I know. Apparently he was once a prize-winning show dog, before he moved to New York City and became corrupted like the rest of us. It's a sordid tale, and one we've all heard far, far too often.