So yesterday we went and saw many very sacred things and today we saw many very evil pagan things and tomorrow I fly hoooooome. Here are the things I have missed very much and will partake of as soon as I return: 1) BATHTUBS, 2) TELEVISION, 3) FOOD THAT IS NOT ITALIANO, and 4) NOT BEING CONFRONTED BY BOXER SHORTS OF THE DAVID'S PENIS EVERYWHERE WE TURN. But I also plan to come back to Italy within the next year and to stay a long time. The end.