Here is a photo of the most annoying dog in the world, caught in a rare moment of repose and yet, even in repose, full of plots and schemes. He also has a terrible addiction to his ball, which might account for the glazed, soulless look in his eyes.



Here is a photo from the glamorous PIG ROAST I attended last weekend. There were four kinds of pulled pork and the only vegetables were sauerkraut and cole slaw. There was a teenage cowboy singing country songs and despite my giving him TEN DOLLA to sing Ramblin Man, Sunday Morning Coming Down, and You Were Always on My Mind, he sang a Ramblin Man NOT by Hank Williams and ignored my other gorgeous requests. Also, I ate a brownie from the dessert table and almost died.



The end.